kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: mensrightsactivist, via attackon-titan)

hkangela:

i love to play with this LOL

(Source: 997, via toastwithoutbutter)

(Source: derrotad0, via christineexox)

thorhead:

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

(Source: thordoftherings, via fore-word)

shagmestyles:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

(Source: wtfstyls, via fore-word)

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

(Source: judesoldblog, via fore-word)

clairebeccaaaaaa:

tonedforthejourney:

Oh…:) Now that is classy

brightened up my day.

(Source: the-dark-side-of-the-room, via malys-a)

curlywentstraight:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

omfg

(Source: daleyprophet, via just-the-way-you-arent)

bitchach0ss:

jennakay:

OMFG YES PLEASE BUY ME THIS

my bible 

(Source: and-you-still-dont-care, via just-the-way-you-arent)

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via malys-a)